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From: LP12
War News! News on the March! Coleen Nolan 42, has been called to the British Embassy where it is believed she will head a team of middle east envoys responsible for trying to sort out the world in the middle east. She heads a team of heavy hitting tv presenters/middle east peace envoys, believed to include: Posh spice, jerry Halliwell, Mel C, Girls Aloud, and Sharon Osbourn and Tina Turner's cousin. Speaking to reporters from the steps of her 85 million quid flat in Chelsea she told waiting reporters, "I've always wanted to get into diplomacy and have been asked by MI6 to head up a team to try and bring about peace in that region [the middle east]. In addition to the Spice Girls, Girls Aloud, and Sharon Osbourn I will also be joined by Tailor Swift, currently on her world tour 'Ears' via zoom when negotiations are at a delicate stage. There has been some concerns raised about Sporty Spice but she will not be joining my team, and neither will any of my sisters. Our team, in association with Lidl, will be firstly talking to His Ayatollah Muhammed the 4th, before jetting into talks in Riyad to talk with the Saudis. My opposite number in America, Kelly Clarkson will be joining me to knock some heads together. I would also like to thank my team: Cheryl Blair, Harriot Harperson, Diane Abbot, Angella Raynor, and my agent, Sir Alec Guiness. We are staring at dark times but with faith and patience I firmly believe we will come back to this place and not only will my flat be worth more, peace will have been restored to that region and I can get back to doing more presenting work and appearing on Celebrity Big Brother. Thank you for coming, please help yourselves to a buscuit. God bless you all, begorrah f'sure f'sure." https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13319051/Loose-women-posh-habits.html

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